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Post by Bryn15 on Dec 30, 2007 15:00:52 GMT -5
XD Yeah. It was seriously funny.
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Post by hollywood on Dec 30, 2007 16:24:41 GMT -5
Sarah: He's talking about how 'beautiful' flies are Haha man oh man that made me lol. -hugs Sammi back-
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Post by xToTheENDx on Dec 30, 2007 16:53:26 GMT -5
I have some more...
Coty: (Is reading warnings on the side of a cigarette pack) "Smoking while pregnant can cause fatal injury or death. Fatal injury? What the f*ck?" Me: *Looks at warning* "It says fetal injury, dummie." Coty: "What's fetal?" Me: "It has to do with a fetus." Coty: "What's a fetus?" Me: "An unborn baby." Tyson: "Did you sleep through your d*mn bioligy class or something, Coty?"
"Oh goody, the annual season of compulsory joy."
- Lucinda (Talking about Christmas)
"Well, aren't you just the most adorable little black hole of need."
- Aaron
"Coty, we have a strange and wonderful relationship - I'm wonderful, and you're strange."
- Tyson
"Laugh at your mistakes. Everyone else does."
- Frank Iero
"You don't have to agree with me. Go ahead and be wrong."
- Dad
"What'd I miss? I was smoking crack with Satan."
- Aaron (Long story)
"Why do I need English class? I'm never going to England."
- Tyson.
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Post by hollywood on Dec 30, 2007 17:26:24 GMT -5
Haha dude I totally love your friends, they're hilarious haha.
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Post by Jesse on Dec 30, 2007 17:33:03 GMT -5
XD I like those, Sarah.
Sarah: Jessica you're such a Homo. Me: *glare* Sarah: Sapien.
Sarah: Jessica, you're such a Ding-Dong. Me: I am not a Ding-Dong. *trips over a fire hydrent*
-My mom works in our school cafeteria- Me: *walks into the salad bar area* Hi Mom. Mom: Hi. Abby: *walks in* Hi Mom. Mom: Hi. Sonya: *walks in* Hi Mom. Mom: Hi. Kristine: *walks in* Hi Mom. Mom: Hi. Sarah: *runs in* Hi Mom!! Mom: *stares at Sarah*
Me: Abby! Come to the toilets with me!
-In Social Studies class- Sarah and I write a note and drop it on the floor(for jokes) I pick it up and say out loud that I foudn a note Me: It says, 'Hey, what are you having for dinner tonight?' 'Chili.' 'Cool, can I come?' 'Sure.'
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Post by xToTheENDx on Dec 30, 2007 19:01:36 GMT -5
Sarah: Jessica you're such a Homo. Me: *glare* Sarah: Sapien. Haha. I like that one.
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Post by Jesse on Dec 30, 2007 19:14:32 GMT -5
XD Haha. That was encouraged by our Science teacher:
"YOU'RE ALL HOMOS!"
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Post by December on Dec 30, 2007 21:00:20 GMT -5
Sarah: Jessica you're such a Homo. Me: *glare* Sarah: Sapien. Haha. I like that one. Haha, I like it, too. And the cafeteria one.
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Post by Jesse on Dec 30, 2007 21:15:40 GMT -5
-Reading my RP to Jenna- Jenna: What happened to that one girl who got killed? Me:...She died.
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Post by Bryn15 on Dec 31, 2007 19:17:10 GMT -5
Found this one on the internet:
"So many people act like you're a kid. So you might as well act like one and throw your television out the hotel window." -Gerard Way
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Post by xToTheENDx on Dec 31, 2007 20:09:16 GMT -5
^XD I've heard that one before, but I still like it.
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Post by Bryn15 on Dec 31, 2007 20:22:33 GMT -5
XD. Yeah. It was good.
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Post by December on Dec 31, 2007 21:52:37 GMT -5
Watching some show I've never seen before:
JAY: You're arrested for being that ugly and having so many copies.
JAY: Didn't yo mother ever get you a gameboy? OTHER GUY: What is a GAMEBOY?! JAY: You know what? Move. *takes over the control*
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Post by Bryn15 on Dec 31, 2007 21:57:36 GMT -5
^Ha, My family is watching that show..."Men in black" or whatever.
JAY: *turns to dog* No shaking(or something like that) *turns to other guy* No talking. *turns to dog* No bad word here(XD). *opens locker* LITTLE FURRY GUYS: All Hail Jay! All Hail Jay!
XD I was like..."What the Heck?"
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Post by Jesse on Jan 1, 2008 15:24:58 GMT -5
-Sarah and me are in chatroom- Random guy: *comes into chatroom* I kissed yor wife. Sarah: YOU KISSED MY WIFE? *turns to Jess* HOW DARE YOU! Me: He's lying, Honey, I swear!
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