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Post by Nicole on Dec 29, 2007 14:02:36 GMT -5
Kelsey: "Candy can do MIRACLES!" Crystal: You know what's funny? Nicole: what? Crystal: Joe... everything about him's funny. *then realizing i just said he looked funny* except his looks... they're seriously hot. *While looking at pictures of highschool musical* *I notice Zac Efron is wearing jeans rolled up like kapri's* Crystal: DUDE!! PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS!!!!! *followed by uncontrollable laughter* while sleeping on our futon in the basement: *I am pushing to get the blankets and get some room* *Nicole is A cc i dentally pushed on top of samantha* Nicole: WOAH!!!!!!!!!!! I liked this quotes! HAHA Crystal we are crazyy.
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Post by Bryn15 on Dec 29, 2007 14:41:31 GMT -5
I got another; from one of my stories, "Crooked Teeth": "...And we'll be together forever and ever and ever and when we die we'll be buried together, even if one of us is still alive and we'll always be together and you'll never be able to escape." He laughed manically, eyes widening; "Eveerrrr." - Frankie (Talking to Gerard). Oh my Gosh.
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Post by Bryn15 on Dec 29, 2007 14:45:23 GMT -5
Sarah: Bryn! Bryn! *walks into Bryn's room* Bryn: *in bathroom* What? Sarah: Let me show you teh 20 word text message that I typed with my TOES?! *starts banging on door* Bryn: If you don't give me some privacy while I'm using the toilet, I'm going to KILL YOU! Sarah:*screams, runs into room and shoves me in closet and closes it when she comes in**takes out cell phone again and texts: Halp! we r stuck n a closet with a rabid grl after us!!!1!!! to Bryn's cellphone* -Big mistake- Haha yeah. I got out my cell phone and looked at the text and went over to the wall and went "YOU'RE GONNA DIE!" Because my closet is right next to the bathroom. xD
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Post by Bryn15 on Dec 29, 2007 14:49:34 GMT -5
-All laying on my bed- Me No, seriously. Look. I was laying on my back...smashed between you and wall when I woke up, you're HEAD was on my STOMACH! Sarah: HAHAHAHA. You make a fantabulous pillow, Bryn. *lays head on my stomach again**jumps up a few minutes later* OH MY.... You must be having a baby or something...becuase something just went 'Boom, Boom.' in your stomach. Me: God, you blew my cover, Sarah. Jessica: What?!
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Post by December on Dec 29, 2007 15:36:51 GMT -5
^ ....Bryn...D-Did you seriously mean that? Dx Last June: My cellphone starts to ringME: Yeah? SCOTT: Sammi? ME: What? SCOTT: Help... ME: What...? SCOTT: Look out the window. ME: turns to the window and sees Scott in the tree WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! SCOTT:...Long story. Jsut help me. ME: I would...but I don't feel like it. hangs up and walks downstairsI was also pregnant, still...so yeah. XD Scott was in that tree forever.
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Post by Bryn15 on Dec 29, 2007 18:53:11 GMT -5
^ ....Bryn...D-Did you seriously mean that? Dx Maybe... ...Maybe not... Last June: My cellphone starts to ringME: Yeah? SCOTT: Sammi? ME: What? SCOTT: Help... ME: What...? SCOTT: Look out the window. ME: turns to the window and sees Scott in the tree WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! SCOTT:...Long story. Jsut help me. ME: I would...but I don't feel like it. hangs up and walks downstairsI was also pregnant, still...so yeah. XD Scott was in that tree forever. XD I'd leave him there, too.
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Post by December on Dec 29, 2007 20:20:58 GMT -5
Haha. He was probably there for 2 hours, no joke.
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Post by hollywood on Dec 29, 2007 23:04:49 GMT -5
Sammi you're totally my hero haha. I would have left him there for along time too. ;p
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Post by xToTheENDx on Dec 30, 2007 0:04:54 GMT -5
I got another; from one of my stories, "Crooked Teeth": "...And we'll be together forever and ever and ever and when we die we'll be buried together, even if one of us is still alive and we'll always be together and you'll never be able to escape." He laughed manically, eyes widening; "Eveerrrr." - Frankie (Talking to Gerard). Oh my Gosh. Yeah. That was/is a very strange story. Also, I have another few: (In a chatroom)Person 1: "Are you a guy or girl?" Tyson: "It depends on how much you pay me." Tyson: "Come ON people, lay off my gay man!" Aaron: "YOU TELL 'EM, HONEY!" Just so you know... Aaron's not gay.
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Post by hollywood on Dec 30, 2007 0:28:06 GMT -5
Another quote from Unaccompanied Minors
Charlie: Donna, it's time for Han Solo and the Death Star. Trust me, it's a nerd thing. -runs past Porter screaming- Porter: You've got to be kidding me. Not a Star Wars move.
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Post by December on Dec 30, 2007 10:35:05 GMT -5
Tyson: "Come ON people, lay off my gay man!" Aaron: "YOU TELL 'EM, HONEY!" Just so you know... Aaron's not gay. XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD I LOVE THAT! I have some: Caleb, Scott, Seth, and I are watching a movieCaleb: That car-jacker is freakin' awesome. Caleb: Curse these dumb splinters. Curse them all. Caleb: Sammi, why must you torture me?! Lisa (step-mom): You're dad is such a pillow hog. Dad: What about me? Lisa: You're such a pillow hog! Dad: *squeaky voice* That's right. *pokes me* And I'm comnig for YOU in the morning.
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Post by December on Dec 30, 2007 10:37:03 GMT -5
Sammi you're totally my hero haha. I would have left him there for along time too. ;p Hahahahahahaha. I didn't know that leaving my brother outside in a tree for a few hours would make me a hero. XD I'm so proud! *Hugs Holly* XD
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Post by Jesse on Dec 30, 2007 10:42:51 GMT -5
Got one:
(Some kid enters the room that Sarah and I are in and he will not leave us alone) Me: *Power shuts down in house and comes right back on**phone starts to ring* Sarah? Sarah: WHERE ARE YOU?! THIS KID IS FREAKING ME OUT?! Me: What's he doing now? Sarah: He's talking about how 'beautiful' flies are and he keeps asking me if I'll MARRY him. Me: *Sigh* Calm down, okay? I'll kick his butt when I get there. XD
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Post by Bryn15 on Dec 30, 2007 14:34:12 GMT -5
-My Aunt was on the phone-
Aunt Santana: *in Spanish* I gained 5 pounds over Christmas dinner. I have one pair of jeans...AND THEY DON'T EVEN FIT ME!
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Post by xToTheENDx on Dec 30, 2007 14:48:53 GMT -5
-My Aunt was on the phone- Aunt Santana: *in Spanish* I gained 5 pounds over Christmas dinner. I have one pair of jeans...AND THEY DON'T EVEN FIT ME! Hahaha. That reminds me of my mom.
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