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Post by hollywood on Dec 26, 2007 18:08:05 GMT -5
BEN: How about...Squatting Dog? JACK: Squatting Dog? Is that the best you could think of? BEN: Well, I once had a dog who had a bad case of the squirts. He was my best friend in the whole world. JACK: Did you have any other pets? BEN: -innocently- I was had a squirrel named Numb-nuts JACK: I'll stick with Squatting Dog. Haha I love that part! It's hilarious. ;p
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Post by Nicole on Dec 26, 2007 18:15:35 GMT -5
OK so these are from Luke but they are still funny! Enjoy! XD
Nadia: Luke, now you know how you really act. Luke: Sexy? Nadia: Dorky.
*Walking past Forever21* Luke: WOAH! It's like a bunch of Christmas ornaments.
Luke: Puffy coated ladies first.
Luke: Lets go into Hollister. Nadia: Why? Luke: Because I'm cold and theirs a sexy man looking at us. *Me and Nadia both look*
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Post by Bryn15 on Dec 26, 2007 18:46:35 GMT -5
I got some:
"This conersation is making me feel better even though I'm only realizing how much COOLER Gerard Way is than me." - Jake.
"Should I dye my hair black? Either that or I should star wearing eyeliner." "Then you would really give Gerard Way a run for his money. Haha." -Jake and Holly
"Even Mikey Way's GLASSES are cooler than my shoes! That doesn't even make sense and WE AREN'T EVEN TALKING ABOUT MIKEY!" - Jake
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Post by xToTheENDx on Dec 26, 2007 18:47:44 GMT -5
Haha. Those are all great.
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Post by Bryn15 on Dec 26, 2007 18:54:33 GMT -5
Ha. Yeah, he's jealous becuase Gerard is cuter than him. Check it out: "He even has a hotter last name than me! Compare: WAY vs. STOUFFER!" "Way is much cooler, no offense" "at least your cooperating with my rant...ANYWAYS...SEE! WAY IS WAY COOLER!" -Jake and Holly, again.
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Post by xToTheENDx on Dec 26, 2007 18:56:03 GMT -5
^That one's funny too. XD
And I got some more.
"Toro's got that 'Ten-Foot-Deep-Walking-On-Clouds' guitar sound." - Aaron.
"Hey, you better watch what you say about Sarah; 'Cause someday you're gonna be standing in line to watch her play guitar." - Coty.
"I sneezed on a steril bandaid. Take that, modern medicine!" - Tyson.
Tyson: "You know you can't go there without talking to me!" Ginger: "Yeah, we'll see." Tyson: "You'd get withdrawel if you didn't." Ginger: "Tyson, m'dear, getting withdrawel from not talking to you is like getting withdrawel from a canker sore."
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Post by Nicole on Dec 26, 2007 19:02:11 GMT -5
OMG THOSE ARE ALL TERRIFIC! I love that! TAKE THAT MODERN MEDICINE! haha
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Post by Bryn15 on Dec 26, 2007 19:04:44 GMT -5
XD That last one is amazing. XD You got some pretty funny friends. XD
I got one:
-talking to Sam and Chrissy on MSN, I send them my Gerard Way Background- SAM: What's that? A hat? A crazy, funky, junky hat? CHRISSY:... ME: I like him okay? ME: GERARD WAY IS NOT A HAT, SAM!
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Post by xToTheENDx on Dec 26, 2007 19:10:48 GMT -5
^That was good.
Anyways... More. XD
"It was biblical; And amazing; And dramatic; And I f*cked up a bit; But you know, I was the sh- I was good." -Gerard Way
"A Ninja without her mask? Now that's just plain dirty." -Aaron.
"Normal people scare me. But not as much as I scare them." -Frank Iero.
"I just rolled the window up. I couldn't think of anything else to do. 'Phew. I'm safe from the .375 gun now that I've rolled the window up.'" -Bob Bryar
"You should hear the things my brain says to itself when it thinks I'm not listening." -Tyson.
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Post by Bryn15 on Dec 26, 2007 19:12:08 GMT -5
XD These are seriously great. XD
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Post by xToTheENDx on Dec 26, 2007 19:18:29 GMT -5
^Yeah. My favorite is the first one. XD
And one Aaron said a while ago, that I like: "Legally, it's questionable. Morally, disgusting. Personally, I like it."
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Post by Nicole on Dec 26, 2007 20:01:42 GMT -5
OMG Sarah your quotes are the best!
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Post by Bryn15 on Dec 27, 2007 9:02:14 GMT -5
Yeah. XD
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Post by Jesse on Dec 27, 2007 9:07:51 GMT -5
I GOT SOME! There's a girl at my school named Kylee who totally hates me. This is when she locked me and my friends in the locker room after PE: *Girls turn off light and leave us in locker room* Sarah: HEY! TURN THE LIGHT BACK ON! I DON'T WANNA DRESS IN THE DARK. Kristine: You know what? I've seen a movie like this. Where a few girls get stuck in a locker room. Me: Yeah and just some random guy pops out of these tiny lockers and like, kills us or something. Abby: Oh my God. I could just imagine Jessica over there and me tryin to talk to her. Then she jsut falls over and there's a guy with a knife behind her. Sarah: And he like...rapes us or soemthing. All:... Me: I'm out of here. *Goes over to the door and tries to pull it open but it won't come open* Oh my God. And yes, that seriously happened. Sarah: Guys, don't leave me here in this cold dark room in my underwear! Sarah: Think about these. When you do, they really sound wrong.....Big....Red....Balls. Abby:... Sarah: Barbie and the Nutcracker. Abby:... Sarah: Slim Jim. Abby:... Sarah: "No, Daddy! Please stop!" Abby: *busts out laughing* Sarah: I knew that one would get her.
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Post by xToTheENDx on Dec 27, 2007 11:39:02 GMT -5
That last one is great. XD
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