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Post by Jesse on Dec 27, 2007 11:47:02 GMT -5
XD I was sitting there laughing my butt off the whole time. Abby isn't amused very easily, so it was funny...she was drinking some kind of soda or soemthing at the time.
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Post by Jesse on Dec 27, 2007 11:56:43 GMT -5
Here's one. Last June when I was in the hospital (with high blood pressure, high temp of 105, stomach issues, lightheadedness, and I was majorly dehydrated. Never been more miserable in my llife):
Nurse: This medicene will make you feel really weird at first, but it'll make you fel a little better. *puts medicene through my I.V. and quickly runs out* Me: *feels like the room is caving in and leans back in bed* God, talk about weird. *I ended up throwing up.* Lady on the other side of room: *screams**stops and peers over at me and my mom* Do you need towels? Me: Go away!
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Post by xToTheENDx on Dec 27, 2007 12:01:39 GMT -5
^Haha. That one's pretty good too.
And I gots another:
Me: "Yeah, you're more likely to spontaneously combust if you're female, and/or overweight." Tyson: *Pats me on the shoulder* "Stay skinny, Sarah."
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Post by Jesse on Dec 27, 2007 12:06:40 GMT -5
^XD I got another, involving a guy named Jake that is NOT Bryn's boyfriend:
Jake: Hey Jess, how much candy did you feed them at the game? They're really hyper. Me: Jake, dear, they don't NEED candy to be hyper. You know, sugar runs naturally through their veins.
-Cris and Sarah won't shut up- Me: *turns to Jake* So...how are you? Jake: My I.Q. is dropping by the second, talking to these two.
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Post by xToTheENDx on Dec 27, 2007 12:13:17 GMT -5
^I loved that last one. And another one, Aaron and Ginger had on a forum: Ginger: I think that is the most important smiley, because when you use it it shows that you're not an arrogant jerk. Aaron: Nope, didn't work; I'm still an arrogant jerk.
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Post by Jesse on Dec 27, 2007 12:17:35 GMT -5
XD Nice. I like it. XD
Me: No...she sniffed that darn Expo marker. Jake: Dude. Don't sniff those things. They, like, mess with your brain cells. Me: I know. Jake: They do smell good though. Like gasoline. Me: Yep. Jake: They're both high quality.
Me: Would you shut up already? Nastashia: I will eat your babies! Chelsea: You're so gay. Nastashia: I ...will KILL you! Chelsea: You're metal booger is showing. Nastashia: *twists nose ring* (Me, me sister and my cousin)
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Post by xToTheENDx on Dec 27, 2007 12:20:04 GMT -5
I got another one, that Mikey said in an interview a LOOONG time ago.
"Some people say I'm spiteful. And I hope those people get CANCER."
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Post by Jesse on Dec 27, 2007 19:19:06 GMT -5
On the phone with Sarah: Me: What? Sorry, I'm watching a movie about a blind person. Sarah: I see. Sarah: Yeah. So He goes like, "I didn't get a freakin' coin card from Santa." and the guy was like, "Becuase I shot Santa" and I'm like, "Oh my God!" Me: Sarah: Then he was like, "I stole his reindeer" and I'm like "I get Rudolph!" and Sonya's like, "No, Rudolph's mine" and they started arguing over who got what reindeer. I ended up with Comet. Why Comet?...Becuase he's gassy...jsut like me. The whole thing I'm like, "Oh my God!" You should here the way she says "Oh My God," though. It's funny.
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Post by xToTheENDx on Dec 28, 2007 1:51:35 GMT -5
I got some more funny ones:
"My parents got my six-year-old brother Guitar Hero for Christmas, and it has all those children's favorites on it, like Highway To Hell and Cocaine. Good, wholesome music." - Tyson
"I mean, I love my kids; but I honestly think pets are better." - Mark, a guy my dad works with.
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Post by Jesse on Dec 28, 2007 9:17:30 GMT -5
XD Both of those are good. I like the first one. Oh, and the one with Mikey, that one's good, too. XD -Still on the phone with Sarah- Sarah: -Suddenly starts talknig to her cat- Aww. Kitty! You're so cute and fuzzy! Mommy loves you so much! Me:....... Sarah: Yeah. You're so cute and fuzzy, Kitty, I love you so much that I just want to KILL you! Me: Awww, thanks! -When Sarah and I met Jake (not Bryn's boyfriend) on a website- Jake: WHO are you guys?! I don't know you! Sarah: You added us. Jake: No I didn't! I haven't been on here all week! Sarah: Yes you have. You added us yesterday. Jake: What are you talking about?! I've been grounded ALL week! Me: Don't you live in Missouri? And you're 13, right? Jake:...HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?! Sarah: Well...we promised we wouldn't tell. Jake:... Sarah: Well, since you're so desperate and screaming at the top of your lungs to know. You're little brother told us. Jake: HOW DO YOU KNOW I HAVE A LITTLE BROTHER?! Me:...He told us? Sarah and I are ranting on about random stuffJake: BTW, my name's Jake. Sarah and I fall quiet.Sarah: Seriously? Me: XD Sarah: We know a guy named Jake...and he's kind of a spaz (referring to Bryn's boyfriend) Jake: Then change his name.
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Post by xToTheENDx on Dec 28, 2007 11:53:07 GMT -5
Those are good too. XD I like that first one.
I have another one...
Gerard "We're called My Chemical Romance, and we're from New Jersey." Bob: "Well, kinda."
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Post by hollywood on Dec 28, 2007 16:08:50 GMT -5
A few quote from the movie Uaccompanied Minors..Beef: I want a Christmas tree. Christmas tree seller: How about that small one? -points to a small tree- Beef: What do I look like, freakin' Charlie Brown?! Charlie: So, uhm..it's alright if I call you sometime? Donna: Why do you think I gave you my number, goofball? Charlie: It was very nice meeting you Donna..you're a very special young lady. -holds out hand for Donna to shake it- -Donna kiss Charlie- -Charlie is suprised and makes faces. Charlie: Wow! Man, you're so hot! Haha I absolutly love this movie!
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Post by Jesse on Dec 29, 2007 8:56:09 GMT -5
^XD I like that last one. XD
Okay. My friend Sarah stayed the night(well, actually, we went to Bryn's house since Jake wasn't there last night...but okay)...and she's big on humor...so Prepare.
Sarah: Bryn! Bryn! *walks into Bryn's room* Bryn: *in bathroom* What? Sarah: Let me show you teh 20 word text message that I typed with my TOES?! *starts banging on door* Bryn: If you don't give me some privacy while I'm using the toilet, I'm going to KILL YOU! Sarah:*screams, runs into room and shoves me in closet and closes it when she comes in**takes out cell phone again and texts: Halp! we r stuck n a closet with a rabid grl after us!!!1!!! to Bryn's cellphone* -Big mistake-
-playing LIFE- Sarah: Aww, my dad bought a boat named after me!....A BOAT?! THAT IS SO OFFENSIVE! Bryn: *takes her turn* I got to go suba diving in a submarine. Sarah: At least you don't have a boat named after you. If you did, it'd be a tiny sailboat because you're so firggin' skinny. Not a big honker like the one my dad got and named after ME!
-playing LIFE (the new edition)- Sarah: *wide-eyed* Oh my God! I found a theif trying to sneak into your house and I tackle him and sit on him until the police come?! HAHA! I get one hundred firggin' life points. Bryn: I could imagine that, actually...except the guy would be dead by the time the Police came.
Sarah: *suddenly starts singing* He tickles in my tummy. He's so yummy-yummy. You should get a best friend, too!
-trying to get video ideas- Sarah: *looks at my gigantic box of nerds* Oh! OH! I got it! We could like, stick a whole bunch of nerds in our mouths and like SHOOT them out!! It's like "Imma chargin' meh Lasers" and the we shoot tem out and on the bottom it'll say, "Shoop-Da-Loop!" Bryn: Feel like cleaning my room when you're done?
^Actually. We DID try that. And it worked out...not so well. Bryn was video-taping it and she was like..."You guys looked SO retarded when you did that."
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Post by twistle on Dec 29, 2007 13:53:09 GMT -5
Kelsey: "Candy can do MIRACLES!"
Crystal: You know what's funny? Nicole: what? Crystal: Joe... everything about him's funny. *then realizing i just said he looked funny* except his looks... they're seriously hot.
*While looking at pictures of highschool musical* *I notice Zac Efron is wearing jeans rolled up like kapri's* Crystal: DUDE!! PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS!!!!! *followed by uncontrollable laughter*
while sleeping on our futon in the basement: *I am pushing to get the blankets and get some room* *Nicole is A cc i dentally pushed on top of samantha* Nicole: WOAH!!!!!!!!!!!
I liked this quotes!
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Post by xToTheENDx on Dec 29, 2007 13:58:18 GMT -5
I got another; from one of my stories, "Crooked Teeth":
"...And we'll be together forever and ever and ever and when we die we'll be buried together, even if one of us is still alive and we'll always be together and you'll never be able to escape." He laughed manically, eyes widening; "Eveerrrr." - Frankie (Talking to Gerard).
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